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Stupid Bells

My rendition of Jingle Bells makes Bridget laugh and laugh, so I’ll share it with all of you. Cat joins in with a tinkle at the end, so wait for it. [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

LIP MY STOCKINGS

Day off

Saw a hair salon promoter offer a $2 haircut to this guy in the yellow underwear. Only slightly less funny than when he offered Bridget the same $2 haircut a few days ago when we passed him by.

Store Happenings Part II

If you haven’t already, you should read Bridget’s post before reading mine. At this point, Bridget and I did not know the future of the store, but we knew we were not in such a bad shape that we had to give up the business. After that late night phone call with the owner, we [...]

Boy

Had an extended conversation with an old cab driver who kept calling me “boy.” “What school do you attend boy?” “The School of Rock uncle.” “Is that a new school?” “No, old school.” He still thought I was a boy when I got off the cab. “4 dollars boy,” he said. He still can’t beat [...]